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(A HNUAI A KHAW HMING TE LEH MIHRING HMING TE KHU PHUAHCHAWP VEK A NI A. THU TAK A LAK CHI A NI LO.. LO IN NGAIHBEL IN AWM A NIH PAWH IN MAWH KA PHUR LO ANG).

Tun tum chu drama chhuah teks teng. Mizuram Chief Minister Lalphuailuaia, ex-Chief Minister Zoramkhama leh Indya Prime Minister Mcmohan SINGH te chuan conference table chu an thut bial thap a.

Lalphuailuaia: McMohan, hei Mizuram in sum kan nei leh ta tlat lo mai. Kan rawn fly thla ve leh tawp mai nia.

McMohan: In van heh em em ve pawisa state tereuhte si! A hmanna tur dik tak ah in hmanglo a niang chu.

Lalphuailuaia: Pathian nung ringtu te kan nia. A hmanna tur ah te chuan hmang te meuh mai. Englo a nia.. MNS ho khian...

Zoramkhama: CongreZ ho a nih kha.

Lalphuailuaia: Sawi pawh sawi hma a i lo in rawlh ve le. Ka chum let tawp mai tur che a nia.

McMohan: A tawk... ram khat hruaitu ve ve khatia in hnial nghal chiam mai. Tangrual tur awm tak zawk si. In pawisa indaih loh na chhan pawh chu ka hre thiam mai e. A nih leh mirethei tanpuina tur a 15 crores kan pek che u kha in sem zo tawh em ni?

Lalphuailuaia: Kawng laih tur a awm tawh lo a. Pawisa pawh kha kan dah tha mai.

McMohan: Enge i thusawi awm zia?

Lalphuailuaia: Aw mirethei te chuan kawng laih bak thiam an nei hlei nem. Kawng kan laih tir a, tichuan pawisa kha kan hlawh tir mai a lawm. Hrethiam em?

Zoramkhama: CongreZ ho style hi chu a!

Lalphuailuaia: Lo tawng ve sek suh Tuirini thleng rawk in ka pet mai ang che.

McMohan: Lei laih tir kher lo chuan hman tangkai na dang in hre hlawl lo em ni? A pawisa hlawm in sem ta ula lei laih tir kher lo in, eizawnna ngial nghet tak bul tan nan te an hmang thei awm sia.

Zoramkhama: Teeeuuuh lo mai! Tape recorder, TV, Karizma tih vel lei na ah a zo vek ang. Kar thum vel sa an hmeh deuh tlut tlut bawk a nga. Chu zawng chu a ni mai. MNS chuan ro han rel ila chu aw...

Lalphuailuaia: Kum 10 ro in rel chhung khan enge in tih? Tihdan tur vak in hriat bik miah loh kha.

Zoramkhama: Tih dan te chu hria e.. a hun kan la tilo mai mai a lawm. Term khat han lal leh chiah ila chuan engkim hi a dik zaih tawh ang.

McMohan: A lo nih tak chu!

Lalphuailuaia: Pawisa chu min pe leh vat vat teh kan haw duh tawh a nia. Kan nu in rawn haw hma rawh min ti lehnghal. A thin a rim chuan a chi miahlo a nia.

McMohan: Cheng engzat maw in mamawh a? Pawisa hi in ti reng mai a...thawhchhuah nei bawk si lo chawmhlawm state hi chu a buaithlak a ni.

Lalphuailuaia: Sherlui kan khuap mek a, kan zawh hun ah chuan kan rawn tibuai rei vak tawh lo ang che u. Electric lei nan hian kan hmang nasa deuh a lawm le. Builoom ho khi han chhuak zo se la kan ziaawm mai ang.

Zoramkhama: Sherlui tet tet nen..

McMohan: In duh zat chu sawi vat rawh u ka kham tawh teh mai che u a nia.

Lalphuailuaia: Tluklehdingawn Sawmthum panga, vaibelchhe sarih leh nuai sawm kua.

Zoramkhama: Tlem min pek ve loh chuan Shingapore kha a ni mai.

Lalphuailuaia: Ka pe ve em em ang che lo tawng tam lo phawt la.

McMohan: Kha... la ula haw chho vat rawh u.

Zoramkhama: Haw chhoh vat theih pawh a ni lo. Lo hal khu vang in flight an cancel a...buaithlak khawwwpp mai.

McMohan: Train in haw mai rawh u.

Lalphuailuaia: Kan nu in train chuan a phal lo.

McMohan: E!

I WAS A VICTIM OF POLITICAL ISSUES

Folks, I'm back from nowhere after a month. Wow!! A lot of updates while I was away from cyberworld.

From my understanding, it was a political issue which cut me off from the online world. I was a loyal* customer of Hathway but they needed to close down their operations in Chennai without any prior notice. I couldn't even reach their customer service and was quite frustrated. After many attempts to contact them, I could finally get in touch with one of their representatives and he simply told me that it's due to a political issue and was afraid to make further comments. I figured out later that it was due to this bullshit.

As soon as I realized that there's no more Hathway, I was in touch with other service providers like Airtel, Tata Indicom...etc. I really wanted to have Airtel connection as they provided landline telephone at no charge along with Broadband. However, they didn't have a service in my area so they left me with no other choice but to find another service provider.

One evening when I was back from work, I found an ads left on my doorstep. It was from Airtel and I called them up right away. The very next day, one of their representatives came to my house and collected the necessary documents for a new connection. It was August 6, 2009 when he promised that they'd DEFINITELY give me a new connection by August 15.

The big day came but with no words from them. I called them and was informed that it will take another week to have the distribution box opposite to my house activated. He said, "We will DEFINITELY come and give a new connection by August 23." We're patiently waiting until the deadline and yet no words from them. It was the day that I realized what DEFINITELY was for these people.

Days passed but we're getting nowhere fast so I called them again. They said it would take another 10 days to activate the box. Finally on September 4, I got a new connection after I had enough of conversation with them. I'd better not mention all the detailed conversation and promises I received such as call backs which never happened. How great thou art!

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